Welcome to Impaired! The podcast that delves into the finer and funnier points of disability. Disabled comics Jack Carroll and Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to discuss the lighter side of disability and to answer the questions that most able bodied people are too afraid to ask.
Episodes
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
#8 I Didn't Know Pete Looked So Much Like Jeffrey Dahmer
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Call off the search party, Episode 8 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast is here!
This episode is also available to watch in full on our Youtube Channel here!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuX-lWa3cxPDfcXYYVmwBBA
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week probing the living nightmare that is Social Media!
We find out why someone in Jack's family threatened to decapitate a stranger, which social media platform Pete used as a teenager to see breasts, and why Jack doesn't deserve to go on a tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
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You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
#7 I Came Second, Like You Will Be Later Love
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast has reached Episode 7, who'd have thought it!
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week talking about the joys of a night out!
We find out which Huddersfield based nightclub thought Jack was too much of a fire hazard to let in, how Pete has a huge disadvantage at drinking games, and why to Jack, every dance is a lap dance.
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
#6 If You're Happy And You Know It... Leave It Actually
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
New Year, New Episode! Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast is back with Episode 6!
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week inspecting their medical histories!
We find out about the Pete's frequent holidays to the famous Rotherham Limb Centre, the time Jack was treated in hospital by a turtle and Pete answers a filthy question from an even filthier listener.
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Christmas Special - Fleshy Rolling Pin, Meet The Christmas Rolling Pin
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Welcome to a special Christmas bonus episode of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast!
This episode is also available to watch on Youtube here;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slPew6dhbso&feature=youtu.be
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week jingling their balls and stuffing their birds to get into the festive spirit.
We find out what disability-themed Christmas gifts Chris buys for the Pete and Jack, why Jack eating mince pies is one of the most disgusting sounds you'll ever hear, and why Jack's mum might have got off lightly when giving birth to him.
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Original artwork by Emily Haigh
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Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
#5 Vanilla Latte, Keep It To Yourself
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Roll up for Episode 5 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast!
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week lifting the lid on holidays!
We find out about the time Pete's Dad befriended an American Pimp, the time Jack was groomed in Dublin and why Pete's girlfriend should marry him just to see Jack on a stag do.
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
#4 Bob In Durham Needs A "Hand Shandy"
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
Roll up roll up for Episode 4 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast!
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week trying to make sense of jobs and employment.
Pete tells how he got sacked from his first job as a paperboy, Jack shocks Pete by revealing he can in fact feel his legs, and the boys reveal where Jack placed in the Shaw Trust Disability Power 100.
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
#3 Second-hand Grief W*nk
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Welcome to Episode 3 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast!
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week wading into the murky waters of disability in the media
Find out which celebrity biopic Pete would get the staring role in, what Disney films make for surprise inclusions on a list of the 30 Greatest Films about Disability, and which part of Jack's body is holding him back from a career in pornography.
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
#2 Bonkers About Conkers
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
Welcome to Episode 2 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast!
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week concentrating on the disabled experience of school!
Find out why Pete might have Ronnie O'Sullivan lied on top of him, how Jack became a master of the classic P.E game 'Ball in a Cup' and which Grease character Abu Hamza would have played.
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
#1 Like Going On A Date With The Boston Strangler
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Welcome to the first episode of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast!
Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week focusing on the wild world of dating!
Find out why Jack could never date a bodybuilder, why Pete is going to get in trouble with his girlfriend, and why having children should be a registered disability.
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh
Monday Nov 09, 2020
An Introduction
Monday Nov 09, 2020
Monday Nov 09, 2020
A little introduction to Impaired, the Comedy Disability Podcast, especially for you early birds!
You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake
Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)
Artwork by Emily Haigh