Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast
#18 And Here’s Why I Hate Idris Elba…

#18 And Here’s Why I Hate Idris Elba…

July 6, 2021

The boys are back in the familiar surroundings of Chris' tiny flat this week to bring you Episode 18 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast!

As the dust settles on last week's exciting excursions to a studio three miles down the road, Pete tells us about the time he was bullied by comedians in a group chat, before he goes on to discuss his weird distain for Idris Elba. 

On top of this and much much more, there is of course the latest instalment of Carroll Comedy Capers, and Chris offers up a Disabled Bullshit in a dramatic late change to advertised programming.

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And you can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#17 James Morrison - You Can’t Shag On Broken Springs

#17 James Morrison - You Can’t Shag On Broken Springs

June 29, 2021

It's a special episode of Impaired this week, as it was recorded at the home of the KOMI Group in Manchester!

As part of a documentary film Jack has been making with social media site 'It's Gone Viral', the guys had to put some proper clothes on, do their hair and head across Manchester from Chris' flat to record this episode.

The mini-doc is due out in a few weeks, but the podcast was filmed in full and you can watch it now on our Youtube Channel here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJKFq1oiPbU

In this episode, the new series of Love Island is discussed, and this week portion of Carroll Comedy Capers throws up the unexpected topic of incest in Jack's immediate family. 

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And you can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#16 Disability Is Not An Excuse, Pregnancy Is

#16 Disability Is Not An Excuse, Pregnancy Is

June 22, 2021

After a week off for some exciting projects, the boys are back and raring to go in Episode 16 of Impaired! A Comedy Disability Podcast, where Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability.

After the filth of last week's episode, we have a lovely little joke from a listener, as well as the usual Disabled Bullshit and Carroll's Comedy Capers!

Pete and Jack also have a sketch out on BBC Iplayer which you can watch here... https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p09k7ggw/laugh-lessons-series-1-4-disabled-in-da-club

You can also follow Impaired on Instagram, Twitter & Facebook @ImpairedComedy

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And you can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#15 Just Go To Sleep, And Wait For The Crust To Form

#15 Just Go To Sleep, And Wait For The Crust To Form

June 8, 2021

Back on schedule after a Bank Holiday weekend which knackered up everyones plans, it’s Episode 15 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast !

Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, and this week the content in the first third of the show is pretty disgusting, so please accept our sincerest apologies.

Alongside the utter filth, we find some other reasons that Jack will die alone, and which singers music is trolling Jack on YouTube, as well as yet another instalment of Carroll's Comedy Capers!

You can also follow Impaired on Instagram, Twitter & Facebook @ImpairedComedy

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And you can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#14 I Quite Like Colonel Gaddafi’s Hair

#14 I Quite Like Colonel Gaddafi’s Hair

June 3, 2021

Better late than never, it's Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast !

Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this episode discussing the pesky bloody heat, Jack's love of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and the time Jack pissed off an Accrington Stanley player.

We find out which of Jack's family members still cuts his toenails for him, which celebrity Pete has a deep burning hatred for, and there's the latest instalment of Carroll's Comedy Capers!

You can also follow Impaired on Instagram, Twitter & Facebook @ImpairedComedy

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And you can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#13 Is It Written In Semen?… Did You Have To Get A UV Light On It?

#13 Is It Written In Semen?… Did You Have To Get A UV Light On It?

May 25, 2021

It's an unlucky number 13 for you the listener, as you have to endure yet another episode of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast !

Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this episode discussing the return of Live Comedy, Pete's self diagnosed COVID, and simply the most amazing Disabled Bullshit so far.

Find out what part of his body Jack hurt when having a poop, why Pete may never gig in Hull ever again and why Jack's family will no longer be shopping at their local Co-Op.

You can also follow Impaired on Instagram, Twitter & Facebook @ImpairedComedy

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuX-lWa3cxPDfcXYYVmwBBA

And you can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#12 You’d Want Him To Walk Out Of There And Have No Hands, Legs Or Face

#12 You’d Want Him To Walk Out Of There And Have No Hands, Legs Or Face

May 18, 2021

Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast has reached a dozen episodes and people aren't bored of Jack Carroll mentioning his penis size yet, who'd have thought it?

Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this episode discussing Jack's house move, Pete's sponsorship wishlist, and answering important questions about the severity of 'half-deafness'. 

Find out why Jack's mum will now be spotting him in the gym, how many plates Pete can spin on his stump like a basketball, and which hot sauce Jack accidentally rubs in his eye while recording. 

Jack's training continues for his 5k run, all in aid of Forget Me Not Children's Hospice, and you can contribute to it here.... http://bitly.ws/dkVI

You can also follow Impaired on Instagram, Twitter & Facebook @ImpairedComedy

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuX-lWa3cxPDfcXYYVmwBBA

And you can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#11 I’ve Only Got One Child And He’s Fine, He Only Kills Small Things

#11 I’ve Only Got One Child And He’s Fine, He Only Kills Small Things

May 11, 2021

Despite literally nobody asking, Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast is back for a second series!

Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, and in this episode, they catch up on what's been happening since the end of series one. 

You can also enjoy this episode with video on Youtube here; https://youtu.be/xQvJcEUmoe4

There's breaking news on Pete's fertility, Chris seeks acceptance into the disabled community, and Jack moves one step closer to losing his disability benefits by training for a 5K, all in aid of Forget Me Not Children's Hospice, and you can contribute to here.... http://bitly.ws/dkVI

You can follow Impaired on Instagram, Twitter & Facebook @ImpairedComedy

https://www.instagram.com/impairedcomedy/ 

https://twitter.com/Impairedcomedy

https://www.facebook.com/impairedcomedy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuX-lWa3cxPDfcXYYVmwBBA

And you can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#10 I’m Not Paying That To Have Sex Twice A Year

#10 I’m Not Paying That To Have Sex Twice A Year

February 2, 2021

It's Episode 10 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast, and you guessed it, we've run out of original ideas!

Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week answering Google's most asked questions about being disabled!

The guys tackle some real posers, such as 'How rich is Jack Carroll?', 'How disabled is Michael Schumacher?', and 'Who would in a fight between the black community and the disabled community?'

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You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

#9 Also… Hoddle’s a Pr*ck

#9 Also… Hoddle’s a Pr*ck

January 26, 2021

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? No, it's Episode 9 of Impaired: A Comedy Disability Podcast!

This Episode is also available to watch on our Youtube Channel!
https://youtu.be/vQNvroQhNcM

Disabled comics Jack Carroll & Pete Selwood are joined by token able bodied comic Chris Copestake to look at the lighter side of life with a disability, this week celebrating all things Animals!

We found out about the time that Jack underlined for Boris Johnson, Pete tells us about a break-up through the medium of fish and Jack reassures everybody that he wouldn't have sex with a pet horse.

Follow us on Instagram, Twitter & Facebook @ImpairedComedy

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You can get in touch with the show by e-mailing impairedpod@gmail.com or by contacting the guys on twitter; Jack Carroll @fatjacko , Pete Selwood @peter_selwood , Chris Copestake @chriscopestake

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Production by Chris Copestake & Dan Crowther, Squid Audio (dan.squidaudio@gmail.com)

Artwork by Emily Haigh

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